Sunday, July 26th, 2009

We all look alike, especially at events like graduations. Like this one where Kailey (second from the left) graduated from the 8th grade. Don’t let the smiles fool you. We were sitting on bleachers right under the speakers. We were pissed. Really pissed.
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

I visited my sister in Santa Barbara over the weekend and we drove down to Los Angeles to spend the 4th with my parents. On the way down we stopped on the side of the PCH and bought strawberries from a woman with nothing but a minivan full of strawberries and a hand painted sign. I am not usually a fan of this particular fruit, but these were AMAZING. Like fucking fantastic. So I naturally immortalized them with a picture.
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Alex as Buck
… and I like to fuck.
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Alex and I recent discovered the Something Store. Basically, you pay $10 and this company sends you something random. They don’t ask you if you are male or female, old or young, or if you are batshit crazy or sane. Because you obviously are batshit crazy if you’re willing to fork over $10 to get something shipped to you that you didn’t ask for.
Alex and I got a few things. Most of them were sunglasses, which is nice except for the fact that we can’t see without very heavy prescriptions in our sunglasses. But then we just got this glorious thing, a thing that you crack open and grow a plant it. Ours is mint. It is totally random and weird and it made me so happy that I didn’t think I was so batshit crazy for buying something from the Something Store.
Monday, March 2nd, 2009

So my little little sister, Kailey, is super athletic and popular and basically the girl you hated in middle school. We went to the Santa Monica pier last Spring she got hooked up to this bungy cord thingy and spent 5 minutes hopping around like a little, blonde madwoman. She’s so cute and cuddly, yet at the same time so badass.