He refrained from laughing when I smacked my face into the wall so hard that I now have a lump under my eye brow. And he barely cracked a smile when I used a pack of frozen edamame to stop the swelling because I have no ice.
Oh yeah, he’s a keeper.
“Um, Matt Parkman is obvious the hottest hero on Heroes.”
“You’re just saying that.”
“Why would I ‘just say’ that?”
“To make me feel better. Because he looks like me.”
“I’m not that nice.”
“Shut up.”
“Nope. He’s on my top 5 list. As in, 5 people that I would… if you weren’t around. And maybe even if you are.”
“…”
“Oh, I’m just kidding.”
“…”
“Maybe.”
“Pppppssshttt. So what’s the actor’s name?”
“I don’t know?”
“Bullshit.”
“Greg Grunberg.”
“You would.”
“Wha????”
“He’s Jewish!”
“You’re assuming.”
“You totally would.”
“Oh shut up. You’re lucky I go for the geeky, sweet Jewish boys.”
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Alex is right, I so would. But who wouldn’t?
Nom nom nom.