But I’m Naked, Alex.
“You have a text message.”
“I know.”
“Aren’t you going to look?”
“No.”
“What if it’s God? What if you only have 5 minutes to respond or the world will end?”
*blank stare*
“Or what if it’s the 90s calling, asking for its outfit back?”
“…”
“Not that your outfit is particularly 90s. I’ve just always wanted to say that.”
